Emi's Big Mouth!

Happy Birthday Dee! Have a good one :)


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catastrophicmeltdown:

spains-a-total-uke:

le-check-it-cool:

hayley0614:

iamsherlockedfan:

gallifreyantimelady:

hellabri:

itscooljazzybelle:

thisloveisforlife:

….Lol whut…? What did I just watch?

ummmm holy shit

The.. the thing… with the.. I don’t ….. what.

errr what the hell did i just watch 0-o

yooo sick

GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL

GUIZE

PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK NOKIA PHONES

DA FUCK?!

WTF! I’m never gonna look at a nokia the same ever again….

(Source: manwithpenis)


Via Alananananana

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sherwhogamed:

klexquisite:

desperatemeasures94:

BEST ENJOYED WITH HEADPHONES

LEFT EAR: Mandarin version.

RIGHT EAR: English version.

Enjoy the multiple eargasm…

AAAH YOU ALMOST MADE ME HAVE A LACK OF PERFECTION ON MY BLOG

YOU ARE SO LUCKY I AM AWAKE

HOLYSHIT

guys omg guys guys listen

whoa…..

WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY!?!? OMFG

Reblogging again because I want to have sex with this audio.

I love that! :)

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Via my hair became skin, and my skin became hair

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aunastasia:

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csteezyyy:

someone slap this bitch for me

i couldnt even watch the whole thing, you are a fucking bitch. im not even fat and i feel offended . you  are a rude bitch. maybe they cant fucking help it . 

I’m quite mad she kept saying “like” over and over again. Bitch, please you think you have curves? Gtfo. So dumb.

Wow, she’s just, awful.

Whoever you are, delete your blog. & never speak again.

what a little cunt

Do the world a favour and shut up you “thick” shit. Okay, because who gives a fuck what look like when you act like a bitch. Just shut up because some people can’t the way the look just like you can help being a bitch. Oh and stop using “like” everytime you have nothing to say!


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caramelbits:

BARBIE

why did you bring your cell to the tub?

YOU GONNA GET THAT SHIT WET.

Barbie do you ever do your fucking laundry? 

Look at that hamper it’s OVERFLOWING. Jesus, get your shit together. 

BARBIE, why is there an iron in your toilet? That’s not where irons go.

Barbie you shouldn’t be smoking indoors, that’s bad for you.

what is that thing by the champagne in the back

Barbie put your toothbrush someplace safe omg you’re gonna get diseases from that thing!

barbie what the fuck is in the toilet 

wow look at that view.

Barbie are those dildos near your bed? Dammit Barbie put your toys away when you’re done we don’t need to see that shit.

Christ Barbie you have to put your make up away when you’re done applying it otherwise you might end up leaving some at the hotel and I KNOW you know that shits expensive. You needing all those high end brands like MAC and shit

Geez Barbie how did you even fit all of your stuff into that tiny little suitcase?

Jeez Barbie close your damn legs

Wow Barbie those are some cute slippers, where’d you buy them?

Aw jeez Barbie you don’t have enough water in that bath. You should fill it up a little more.

Ken you must be off your head to date a girl like Barbie who never shuts her damn legs.

(Source: n0-h8-m8)


Dee, that’s what I think. I’ll follow the blog for a while to see if I get the link if not I’m out but if I get it, I will certainly send it your way. :)


Dee, you have to reblog and follow the blog. Then they send  you it in your ask box. i think.


grandmaster-titties asked: What's that thing all about? Link me to the download, please. :U

Apparently, you have to reblog it to get some link to the download in the ask box. I’ll have another look at it for a link and get back to you.



sararosexo:

billybong13:

crashville:

want this extended dash script?! c:
just simply reblog this & follow

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www.crashville.tumblr.com

everyone who reblogs will get it sent to their ask shortly<3

omg it worked for me yay c: makes tumblr so much better :D even tumblr staff approves it!

YAYYYYY!

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